It's been only a month. Oh well, thought I would update. And theres still not much going on, but i would like to add a new area to my site. I work in the childrens minestery at First Baptist. (dont even say poor children because most of them are evil for at least some sort period) anyway, there is one boy of about 4 or 5 named Luke. Luke can't form sentences very well and when he does you still dont understand what he is saying, so this new additon to my postes will be called Lukeisms.
Lukeisms:
Sponge Bob "Der" Pants (he cant say square)
Darth "Bear" (V's are a problem also)
My Mom!.... (end of sentence and when I tell him its a fragment and it needs a verb I only receve a blank stare)
No! Dats my coat!! (and spears his coat haning up in a closet without relizing there is a wall behind his coat)
I'm reading stories to the kids in our Bible lesson on Wensday night. In the story a crippled boy named SAM is in a wheel chair. At the end of the story I ask questions and the kids get candy for correct answers. My question is what was the boys name that was in the wheel chair. After 3 or so attemps I give the kids a clue "his name starts with an 'S'" immediately Luke gets a grin across his face, lowers his chin, looks directly at me and very confidently says "Satin"...."No Luke not Satin" (Abby is filling up drinks for snack and after Luke's answer she begins going into quiet convulsions)
Thats all the Lukeisms for now please comment on your favorit or tell me of other Lukeisms you may have heard (Abby, Staci, Niki, ect.) well i'm done for now, I'll be see'n ya. |